主题：新东方精英英语Maple老师让您开怀大笑
- 发表于2010-08-27
Secret For a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise." "Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six."
长寿秘诀
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。
“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？”
“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”
“哦，真神奇，”女士说。“你高寿？”
Hi,I am Maple,a teacher in New Oriental,i will be very glad to help you and solve your problems if you have any questions with English,you can contact me anytime you want and i will reply you as soon as possible:)，you are always welcome!
phone:15910493761
E-mail:540210436(this QQ E-mail always works)