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2、甲:我的头像牛B吗? 乙:像  

3、一位男性肝病患者在病床上喝酒， 漂亮的年轻护士：小心肝！ 该病人笑道：小宝贝！  

4、一人早上醒来，发现妻子死在床上。他赶紧跳起来，脸色苍白、跌跌撞撞地奔下楼梯大声喊道：“阿梅！阿梅！”

  女佣回答：“先生！什么事？” “早餐的鸡蛋煮一个就够了！”

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